The swearing in of the greatest President ever on the birthday of the greatest American. And the wonderful tribute of the greatest soldiers ever the Tuskegee Air Men. Obama we love you. He walked past the reviewing stand because he loves and cares for the people.
Watch out for the "chillls" to be the next phase of your reaction. Then, when you wake-up in the "ditch" (people like you will be the first to experience the "ditch") watch for extreme poverty to replace your terminal euphoria.
At that point you will have to make other arrangements for your "free/not" cell phone. You know, the one provided to you by a dwindling number of taxpayers.
Please tell us that you are not as stupid as your post would indicate and, that you are "just kidding".