Which one of you is preparing the story for Friday morning about how horrible the company is?
Make sure you continue to run the price up the first half of the week and then sell a bunch of weekly call options and then drive the price down Thursday and Friday (for the 6th week in a row) so you can keep your shares and your call premium.
Thank goodness for the predictable algorithm and the predicable analysts who have been doing the same exact thing for 6 weeks in a row.
Alright which analyst did exactly like I said they would??? So predictable! Only around $50 million dollars in Call premium kept by the crooks. It's a billion dollar game they play on weekly options so of course they are going to control the price.
I think it'll be Yum Poon Tang, she works for Long Dik #$%$ Securities.
They'll put out a research note that since AAPL sales are so robust, must express concern about overworked employees being too tired to increase production any further.
This will be reported for 4 hours on CNBC Friday morning.