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  • sillymuppets sillymuppets Jul 8, 2013 8:04 PM Flag

    The REAL problem with Apple Stores

    Hiring hippies with BO doesn't cut it anymore - it's time to hire hot women. Heck, they can even hire good looking guys for the ladies too. In California, just hire hot people because everyone swings both ways here. At least, the M$FT Store by my house is hiring better looking and smelling people to represent their products. And, somehow, the M$FT people seem to remember to take a shower or bath once in a while.

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