Howard Stern = genius rebel male pig Stewart = bold everchanging icon
who would have though Stewart would be contemplating being part of a self help station. She has transformed her self into a self-help guru.
I think Howard Stern could get some much needed help from Martha. Can you imagine Martha showing her bam bam to Stern. I don't think the latter will happen, but I do foresee a comedy intro on the former. Rumors spreading like wildfire. News to come out.
Theme music...Anouncer: "Today on the Martha Stern show, exclusively on SatRad, Martha demonstrates how to fold your Nancy Nurse stripper costume so you don't have to iron it the next day, how to knit your own dildo, comments on NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, and, we get a surprise visit from Heidi Fleiss to show us how to defend yourself from Tom Sizemore and turn out a hooker." more theme music.