He only repeated himself 200 times a day.
He spent only four hours a day posting silly messages and then using another alias to laugh at them.
Only posted two dozen messages involving his obsession with greedyone222
He finally would clinax after all that yanking.
He could take an IQ test and get past 60
He finally made it through puberty.
He had the CAPS key on his keyboard fixed.
He learned to structure and complete a sentence.
He thought about his own investments rather than others.
He got his own investments.
He got potty trained.
Ate with a fork and knife.
Learned to interact with females.
Understood he is using up valuable natural resources whike being of benefit to no one.