Sounds like you are a true American redneck to me. Do you have a confederate flag outside of your trailer, Mace?
And don't worry, when the results are in you will find that Virginia went overwhelmingly for Obama - it already happened in the primary. Bookmark this thread so that you will be reminded of my prophecy when it comes true. You will also be reminded that Virginia, a once redneck backasswards bastion of George Allen loyalists, has finally become a civilized, forward-thinking state.
I am not a redneck yet, but hopefully someday I will make it that far. I don't chew tobacco, but I am developing a taste for southern cooking and southern charm. The confederate flag is considered a "racist" symbol, so I don't fly one. To me, the flag represents "state's rights", but I am considerate of others.
Why do you dislike the south? Did you have a "Deliverance" experience with a Redneck?
After his first crash: "The instructor added that McCain was "positively one of the weakest students to pass our way, and received consistently poor marks and a number of Dangerous Down grades assigned by more than one instructor. He had no real ability and was clearly out of his element in an airplane, and way over his head even as a junior naval officer."