MY WIFE JUST CALLED AND SAID SHE IS LEAVING WITH A BLACK MAN
I understand where you are coming from. I think it is "too little too late", and when my wife finds out how much of our savings I spent on F, and, how stupid I am, she will leave me to. I lost our life sayings back in 2000, and now here we go again. I am the biggest dumb ass on the planet because I made the same mistake twice.
We had dinner a couple days ago, and my fortune cookie said "A fool and his money soon part". I ate the paper so my wife couldn't read it.