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  • waynelepierre waynelepierre Dec 24, 2012 9:34 AM Flag

    "Driving Like Crapo" Coming To Movie Screens

    Hilarious comedy as only a conservative can create. A must see blockbuster!
    A conservative senator that doesn't drink because of his Mormon faith gets ripped, runs a red light threating a van load of retarded children on their way to a Christmas party and is nailed for DWI. In the movie the Republican spin doctors have him say he's in pain from his sorrow so people will feel sorry for him and he's the victim. The second stage they'll have him do the NRA defense, all the liquor ads and drinking in the media drove him to drink and he's not a fault. In the court scenes his high powered attorneys will say DWI laws are evil to a tea partyer like Crapo so he doesn't have to obey them.

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