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  • dowjones1234 dowjones1234 Sep 2, 2012 12:25 PM Flag

    2012 - DNC Convention Schedule

    4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony.

    4:05 PM – Singing of "Gawd D_am America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

    4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I Hate America' led by Michelle Obama

    4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton

    4:45 PM – RAP duet “Whitey is a Racist” sung by Luis Farrakhan and Sheila Jackson

    5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival Tips by, VP Joe Biden

    5:15 PM – Nancy Pelosi presents speech on “Ethics’ in Politics”

    5:30 PM – Elliot Spitzer Speaks on "Keeping Your Ho Quiet"

    5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States

    6:00 P M - Marriage ceremony for 300 Gay couples

    6:20 PM - Come and Get it - Sandra Fluke

    7:00 PM - Featured speaker, “Klinton the Rapist”

    Friday: Two hours devoted to Muslim prayers lead by radical Muslim Clerics who would replace our Constitution with the Quran and after the DNC rejected an offer of a Catholic Cardinal to offer a blessing.

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