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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Feb 4, 2013 5:25 PM Flag

    Just Said No !

    So,You asked Her to skate with You,and She said no.You could have sworn She was looking at You,pouty face,eyes screaming please come over and ask Me to skate along side of You.So You walk away,try to look unfazed,sheet runing from Your nostrilz,saying to Yourself "I am going to invest in oil,and become a big shotz,then She will like Me".Monday rolls around and You steamroll right in,just before earnings,planing to hit it big,and by the weekend You will be able to strut right up to Her,with confidence,and say "would You like to go to Burger king after this".But that did not happen,instead,You now feel like a bigger loser than ever,as though it is tatooed on Your forehead,and everytime You glance over to Her direction,nerves flare up,and diareia starts flowing out Your nose,and can't stop fartzing................ That is what Your big idea has reduced You to.

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