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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Apr 16, 2013 10:50 AM Flag

    New Attendees Welcomeed To Convention.

    Commradz,and Brother ChitzHeadz,please feel welcome to join handz with all the other Jerkz that got in earlier This Year,pre earningz at the 62ish levels,who had to stanby and watch a disheartening plunge to 57s,and contending with countless soiled Diaperz,and being made into a fool. What is really happening,is that She is saving the last dance for You,and You will be the Dope,who gets to pay for an order of fries to go with that cheesey burger . Now I know that You were hoping for at very least a peck on the cheek,and high hopes of a hand elsewhere,but that was,nor is the case.All You got was the Fartez in the Seatz Cushionz,while StenchMan got Her in the back Seat of His Caddy,out in the parking lot.

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