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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Apr 16, 2013 11:05 AM Flag

    The $tench Commissoner Orders An Inquiry.

    I demand an estimated Headz Count,of how many new Sapz bought in above 60,on recent media flurry of "don't lose sleep,buy now" BS,and will offer cupon info on how to purchase bulk orders of Diaperz,along with continued encouragement. Remember,You are not the only Jerkz,that got sucked in on this turn of the cycle. Sit back,take a deep breath,sport a fresh Diaperz,and know You are not alone.

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