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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Apr 23, 2013 9:09 PM Flag

    Dividend Hike Announcement.

    This is like drifting on a calm sea,when all of sudden Jaws lunges out,and bites the Fat Chicks on the Ace.Meanwhile,Captain Stench is in His Quaterz,watching rerunz of Gilligans Island,and freezeframing close ups of Ginger. He has course set for the Island of Poon-Tang,which is populated with the female version of the Michelin Man,and all the Longz around here,can frolic on the surf,splashing and celebrating a 4 cent Hikez to Divy,then it will be back to the oars,for a long,ardous voyage to back above 60.

 
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