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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Apr 25, 2013 10:57 PM Flag

    StenchCloud Will Have Announcement Tomorrow A.M.

    There is no need for panic,or hopeless speculation,as to why We are underperforming. I want everyone to get some rest,and not beat Yourselves up any longer. None of You are Bag Holding Jerkz,and nobody is forcing You to Sniff The Big Boyz Seatz Cushionz (And don't get any big ideas about Sniffing The Secretarys Chair ,I got first Dibz on that). Tomorrow will bring with it a new sunrise,complete with another heartbreaking underperforming / downslide,and You will be eating Frankz & Beanz for the time being,so be grateful for stove to cook on,and when the midnight Fartezing beginz,pretend that You are a Big Shotz Stock Trader,and the Big Chubby Chickerz are all checking You out. Good Night My Friendz,next month will be better.......

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