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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Apr 25, 2013 11:28 PM Flag

    This Is Captain Stench ! Now Hear This !!

    EveryOne Calm The F Down ! Take off Your life jacketz,and throw the darn thingz overboard! We are unsinkable! We will soon be arriving at Port Poon - Tango,where we will be greeted by lovely Fat Chickz,drinking rum out of coconutz,and dancing to the bongo drumz. Chief Suma Uma Duma sendz warm greetingz,and each and everyone of us will be given the chance to Sniff the padding on Hiz bamboo Throne.

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