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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 16, 2013 9:45 AM Flag

    Stench To Address The Nation On Callz Optionz.

    President Stench Announced Today that after an extensive conference with Cabinetz Memberz,the need for reform is presentz.This day and forward,Anyone Who wantz to Sniff The Seatz Cushionz that belong to former and present Fat Ace Congressional Seatz,can now do so under The Freedom To Sniff Act,which I will Signz into Lawz Todayz.

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