% | $
Quotes you view appear here for quick access.

ConocoPhillips Message Board

  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 26, 2013 12:15 PM Flag

    Admiral Stench Advocates For Off Shore Drilling.

    The growing need to tap domestic reserves has gotten a much needed boost Today,when Stench gave lobbyist a much need voice in Their efforts to pass legislation for new permitz in deep water ,east of The Ledge. In related newz,Stench also has recently worn his other adorned,feathered hat,throwing Tomahawkz at landownerz,and threatening to enact The Tee - Pee Act of 1809,forcing landowners to allow Rain Dance Partys,and mud wresteling contest to be conducted on Their front lawnz.

42.18+2.75(+6.97%)Sep 28 4:01 PMEDT