I have not seem many of the feminine gender on this board. It is a doofus (masculine, plural doofi) or doofa (feminine, plural doofae). You must have meant doofi.
I see that we are temporarily on the Indiana side of the river, and I hope that this time we do not reverse back over the bridge back to Kentucky as we have so many times. You know that in Kentucky they have dry counties where a bon vivant cannot get a claret at all, and you cannot even buy a bottle of bourbon in the county they make it?