You are being way too modest. This is so not Republican. First you have to donate to Bush, and next you have to think about how to loot the Americans.
Therefore, first you donate to Bush, then you raise the price of gasoline for the rescue boat. Of course, union is responsible for not being there fast enough.
Again you donate to Bush, then you are appointed to head the new US Fast Water Rescue Dept. Next you appoint your girl friend to be the deputy and double her pay, and sell the rights to pollute the rivers to the oil companies. Don't forget to donate to Bush again. Who knows what will happen if XYZ hits the fan. Of course you can resign and becomes senior management of TRW.
Now, the whole accident can be avoided if we have more new submarines. After all, this must be a Chinese conspiracy.
1. If Bush caused the flooding, shouldn't he be blamed? 2. If you see a woman is drowning, regardless who she is, shouldn't you at least throw a Bush into the water also? 3. How does your education compare to Hillbilly? If she is dumb, what are you? 4. I agree that most women who slept with Billy were b, I have not seen anything to justify calling Hillbilly a b. 5. If we define a b as somebody who does things for $, shouldn't we label Bush and the Republicans as b?