Jeffrey Rein, newly appointed King of Walgreens, announced today that celebrity Don Imus would join the company's Board of Directors and would head Walgreens diversity initiative.
Said Rein, "Don Imus brings to Walgreens extensive experience with drugs, plus a commitment to diversity... by ethnic and gender cleansing. Walgreens has long been committed to hiring the best caucasian males for the job... no matter how small... and Don Imus will add focus to the domination that WASP males have proudly achieved within the ranks of WAG's distinguished senior management team, over several decades."
In a seperate announcement, Rein stated that Walgreens would close its store closest in proximity to Rutgers University, stating that "Nappy headed ho's" don't buy enough chocolate Easter bunnies (and other Walgreens staples) to justify a 24/hour drive-through and the cost to maintain a $200K/yr pharmajunkie. Rein stated: "It takes a lot of scripts to pay for the 86,000 pills that a WAG pharmacist steals... not to mention the legal costs of paying off the families of the Walgreens customers that DIE from mis-filled prescriptions by those junkie Walgreens pharmacists."
Rein further affirmed that WAG intends to continue its store expansion program, despite empirical evidence that proves its business plan nets only lower share prices for investors, and an easier playing field for its primary competitors such as RAD and CVS.
Rein angrily stated: "There is NO reason for Walgreens to purchase any care provider such as CMX. That is not our business! Let the losers leave CVS to absorb the debt to buy such garbage."
Walgreens shares closed lower on the news.
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you guys look at yank the wrong way. he is a comedian and i get a good laugh out of him. i look forward to his comedy remarks everyday. just laugh at him and ignore him.
i call him YANKELA the commedian. i will see if i can get you some info on getting on to the comedy channel YANKELA, ratings will soar!
and you are from Uranus. Now we know not to settle there. Saves NASA all the trouble and expense.
Is there anyone who you will not make fun of or degrade?
Ivan only scratched the surface! He? is also joyincookingbooks and stxdude33, all listed as females. Don't forget amd50dollars, pontiac_lemans_1970 and redbirdwell, who try to politicize the FINANCIAL message board and are probably all listed as transsexuals!
The degenerate is also kirstiephatpharm??? FYNT is one disturbed and sexually confused SOB. My laughter is slowly turning into pity and disgust. What is wrong with this idiot? Toss in some Haldol with that Premarin. LOL!
Kittyanktard a racist, CONFIRMED! A hypocrite, CONFIRMED! A degenerate moron, CONFIRMED. A hopeless loser, CONFIRMED (thanks mommayank & uncle.skeeter). Multiple IDs, CONFIRMED (despite numerous denials). Yesterday I accused him of obsessively posting with a dozen IDs and what does he do? Angry and confused, he mistakenly replies under several aliases. Good God, is he that dumb?
He can�t forgive himself for panicking and dumping the best stock in his now worthless portfolio. Coincidentally I picked up some shares when Wag dropped to $39. I think I stole FYNT�s shares. Was it wrong of me to take advantage of a retard? Honestly, I did not know I was stealing shares on the cheap from a retard.
FYNT, a bankrupted and sexually confused moron. Kitty kitty kitty. LOL!