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  • martha_on_the_ragg2 martha_on_the_ragg2 Oct 2, 2012 8:17 PM Flag

    Where is my little gardner boy Patrick ?

    This pathetic firm continues to dissapoint and go nowhere.

    So the more relevant issue is the whereabouts of that roofer and lawn cutter Patrick is satisfying his country of origin's desire to offload him to America to find his own tacos and beans.

    Little Patrick has always been such a supporter of the undertrodden who work at Pepboys without all the legal papers needed to work and stay in America.

    We have alll suspected the Patrick's wife also lacks such papers and is just one door knock away from a swift trip south to be with her countrymen.

    We all hope little Patrick is still among the living; there has been a great quiet from his taco stained lips for too long.

    Come back Patrick come back - I have yardwork for you.

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    • You make me LAUGH. I like little Patrick. How does FAT Martha sound to you?
      We all know you've been eating to many Burritos and Tacos. If you give me your address I'll send you Clearasil for the roaring acne you've developed from eating to many chicharrones off the food carts in Juarez Mexico and Mexico City. Martha, I know you like help those caballeros south of the border with your experience you gained as Janitor's Assistant at PepBoys. They have told me you do such a good job cleaning their toilets.

      Su Buen Amigo,