If you please let me out of this disastrous trade in which me and the firm are aggressively positioned, I promise I will never cheat, lie, steal, bash, harass, taunt, or intentionally mislead ever again. I apologize, Lord, to all those who I have harmed or tried to harm through my actions. I realize that I am pitiful and unworthy of your grace, but I come to now on hands and knees, seeking your unconditional love and forgiveness. Please show me the way out of this looming financial crisis that I now face, and I will forever be your loyal, humble servant.
Terp your post reminds me of an old movie with Dom DeLuise and Burt Reynolds. I think it was Reynolds who was drowning and swimming to shore and saying to God he would repent and be good. Reynolds mentioned many things he would be better if only God saved him. The closer to shore the more Reynolds took off the table from God. By the time he finally stepped onto the sand all the things he promised God when he was miles off shore had been reneged on. As Idontshort says 'you spent to much time with the Devil"