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  • vostokboktok vostokboktok Apr 16, 2012 2:25 PM Flag

    Top 10 Uses of the New York Times

    10. North Korean ICBM's (Whose BM do they see?)
    09. North Vietnamese Wedding Gifts (The Party Line!)
    08. Tet gifts! (The paper works well as toilet paper also!)
    09. Hillary's Dildo
    08. Pelosi's dildo! (Ask Brian Williams!)
    07. Wonderful wrap for English Fish -n- chips!
    06. Bird cage liner!
    05. Chris Matthews' tampon of choice! (Ask Morely Safer and Jerry Rivers!)
    04. Hassidic Summer Hats!
    03. Blankets for the homeless ( Ask a Lib for a spare!)
    02. Mike Bloomberg's dildo of choice! (Ask Gov Cuomo!)
    01. The official way to serve warm used dog food at Lib gatherings!

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