Better if it means a new husband too (newty or any random dog rescued from the humane society would suffice and certainly be a massive improvement, even if it was wunna them little mexican pooches that can fit in a teacup).
Is that your frustrated ol' spinster's idea of being clever, gert?
If so, I mussay, cleverness being a faculty more than a learnable skill, you juss haven't got it in yuh, ol girl. So, before you embarrass yourself any further, I suggest you go back to what you're good at. Namely historical inaccuracies, ill conceived long winded diatribes on how those evil republicans owe you a livin, being excruciatingly tedious and insufferable, and boring folks to death generally.
And I mussay, all those years of oprah, info mercials court tv and the soaps haven't helped any either.
Congrats on the new ID btw, only I'm afraid I'm gonna hafta send you off on your broom stick back into cyberlimbo banishment with this one as well. Nipping in the bud any fresh start ideas you had of getting rolling again on your sadly pitiful psychotic stalking routine.
A somber commentary on what a cheerless frustrated and empty life you must lead.
Guess you musta really missed me, huh?
Well, off you go, then. Mussn't make this any more painful than necessary. There's a good girl.
Give my regards to the ladies knitting circle. And the cats of course.