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  • groovenirvana2013 groovenirvana2013 Apr 21, 2013 1:29 AM Flag

    The Bagholding Elite of the Yahoo Nokia Message Boards

    The following is a list of the most shameless bagholding pumptards on this board. Their names must be called out to protect the innocent investor that accidently stumbles across this message board.

    Warning: These individuals are armed with multiple alias and extremely dangerous to your financial net worth. Absolutely do not approach these individuals for investment advice on this or any other stock. They are absolutely ruthless and would push a plastic junk phone on their own grandmothers if it meant the price of this junk stock would increase by a nickel.

    Please feel free to add any names to the list.

    1. fr3nchmodel (the Al Capone of the bagholding elite. No works harder at pumping and backslapping and congratulating than this shameless pumper.In fact it is theoretically possible that all of the other bagholding elite are simply aliases of frenchmodel. This individual absolutely cannot be trusted. Do not approach him by any means.)
    2. harleymark437 (may be an alias of fr3nchmodel as they engage in constant conversation and the swapping of song lyrics on down days)
    3. urbanphantom (renowned for his calling card slogan "Rocket to the moon!!!!!!". He will constantly tell you how Nokia will go up because it has tied its fate to MSFT and MSFT will never let it go down.
    4. nicoboy (always adding huge amounts of money to his imaginary position. At this point he must already own at least 1% of the company)
    5. ineedastock (he is famous for his in depth market research by being in social networking contact with two college girls in Nepal who swear to him that Nokia is the must-have phone in mainland China.
    6. smithofborneo (a seemingly pleasant fellow who will constantly tell you how much Nokia phones are in demand in Abu Dhabi. He is also always buying a new Lumia phone. By this point, he must have several hundred.
    7. onmythirdmillion (always around when the others are. May be an alias of fr3nchmodel or any of the other bagholding elite above)

    You have been warned.

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