Piles will make up for recent slowdown in "sucking" in the new year
Piles has been busy getting a d&c of his lower colon. Something was starting to grow and divide cells in there.
There was speculation among the global warming scientists that it might be half kweer, half pomeranian.
In any event, it was decided to cut it out and throw it out, which is what Pileses' step mother tried to do to Piles, until his papa, who was having sex with him, decided to throw out the step-mom and keep the "boy." He had chubby cheeks....both ends