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  • jackmcclain171 jackmcclain171 Mar 23, 2013 3:41 AM Flag

    Warren Buffett Inducted Into Exclusive Club...

    that small, influential group who own and control 99% of the barren, airless rock formerly known as Planet Earth. (Bring up the music as all the slaves throw rose petals, all the adorably cute women are festooned in shiny, glittery baubles and all the men, handsome and impeccably turned out in their look-alike, machine-cloned tuxes smile at each other for their inclusion in the pan...6" thick glass looks out at the stark, naked landscape, and the harsh actinic starlight glares on the jagged shadows of what was once Omaha but which is now the last outpost of a terminally stupid species. Footnote: No, the master race did NOT get off the doomed planet.

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