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MGM Resorts International Message Board

  • georgejabbs georgejabbs Mar 27, 2013 7:48 PM Flag

    A Conversation between LVS and MGM

    MGM: Hey man.
    LVS: Who the frick are you, cavron?
    MGM: Uh, it's me...mgm?
    LVS: What's that stand for? Murky Goat Milk? Me Got Measles? Monkey Greasy Mammories?
    MGM: It means Money Grabbin' Murren. Haha, just kidding. Actually, I don't know.
    LVS: You bustin' my balls?
    MGM: Uh, we're on the Las Vegas strip
    LVS: Oh, why didn't you say so? Loved your Caesar's Palace. Going to stay at Encore next time!
    MGM: Um, uh...those are the other guys. We have ...
    LVS: Wait. You're the guys with Soicus Soicus?
    MGM: Um, yeah.
    LVS: (Silence)
    MGM: Um hello?
    LVS: Listen kid, you wanna make money, you gotta cater to the ones WITH money, not cheap families.
    MGM: Well..
    LVS: Look, I don't have time to change diapers with you. Learn to make money or get outta town. Capiche?
    MGM: Wait, I ..
    LVS: Can't believe I am talking to a peon! Quit bustin' my balls, boy!

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