"That Sally Hemmings is the best thing my wife left me in her will."
What in H does that have to do with MSFT? go post your #$%$ on a political forum this is a financial board.
7.5 billion share float, a directionless sweating monkey at the healm and your idiotic "surface" pumping is going to ensure that you make millions on the ten shares your Aunt Matilda left you. Keep telling yourself that.