> let me see if i understand all this... > > if you cross the north korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor. > > if you cross the iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. > > if you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot. > > if you cross the saudi arabian border illegally you will be jailed. > > if you cross the chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again. > > if you cross the venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed. > > if you cross the cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot. > > if you cross the u.s. Border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, social security card, welfare, food stamps, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education, free health care, a lobbyist in washington and in many instances you can vote.