The semi-private room with a window view of beautiful Nevada Tumbleweed and Sage Brush is waiting at AUNT BERTHA'S HOME FOR DEMENTIA PATIENTS in Elko Nevada.Famous Aunt Bertha....who has ran the home since 1977.....is known to be a strict disciplinarian and runs a tight ship. Patients are tucked in to bed by 7pm and the television goes off at 8:30pm.Delightful and soothing muzak is played on loudspeakers until 9:30pm every night to help the elderly fall asleep with pleasant dreams.
Is it called Trinity? Ya know the a bomb test site name. I mean after all he nuked his own party.
You know Harry used to be a Fluffer in a male whorehouse don't you?
The food they serve at Aunt Bertha's is well regarded. Patients call her Lasagna "YUCCA MOUNTAIN DEW"