This information was passed on to me by a particular parrot who overheard a conversation, or at least someone talking to himself. Apparently there's a small store in West Dubuque, Iowa - C. J. Nickels Elsewhere Emporium. It's only 800 square feet and open just every third Saturday in May. But it somehow gets two of every new item added to you-know-whos inventory. Elsewhere prices these items at double or triple how they think you-know-who will price them. And now you know.