Actually Fire is very, very effective. Bought one as a replacement for my Kindle, which I loved. Fire does so much more, and does so at price so much better than any of that Apple/BarnesandNoble crap that you give your male prostitute assignations.
Also, just renewed my Amazon Prime. My third year. Definitely well worth the paltry sum I pay. And my Roku, which provides seamless connection to Amazon Prime Instant Video, is a great addition to my multimedia room.
Sorry about your emotional problems, pal. Maybe a real relationship just isn't gonna happen for you. Find some other distraction than hanging out on the Yahoo AMZN board. Plainly, your strange attachment to the name is very weird. You're going to be very disappointed with whatever you're trying to accomplish here.