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  • odz500 odz500 Jan 31, 2005 2:15 PM Flag

    OT: Hillary Clinton collapses

    Hillary Clinton collapses during appearance
    BUFFALO, N.Y. - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed Monday during a speech on Social Security, but after being checked out by an ambulance crew, she is electing to keep an afternoon speaking engagment, a radio station reported

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    • Since she was speaking on social security, she spoke the last straw and collapsed under the weight of her lies.

    • Eating disorder?

    • probably heard this joke, and since she is now a middle of the roader, thought that that was the appropriate thing to do.

      How to Ride the Train Free----------------------
      George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train to the Super Bowl.

      At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket.

      "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing.

      "Watch and learn," answers Hillary.

      They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door.

      Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

      He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.. The conductor takes it and moves on.

      The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.

      When they ! get to the station they see the Clinton's at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.

      "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says Hilary.

      "Live and learn," answers Laura Bush.

      When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and the Clinton's cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the Clinton's toilet, knocks on their door and says, "Ticket,

      (And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that election.)

    • God works in mysterious ways.