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  • fp718591 fp718591 Jan 4, 2013 7:06 PM Flag

    Andthepoint cab driving experience

    Relax - it's just a joke

    A clearly inebriated woman named Lisahuang, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.

    The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the Lisa. He made no attempt to start the cab.

    The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

    The old driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady - I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."

    The drunk Lisa giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or #$%$ sweetie, what are you doing then?"

    He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'aam, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?

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    • HA! Fred... I've never read a joke on a message board.

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      • haha!

        Here's one about a pirate ship:

        A pirate spotter from the crows nest alerts the captain below "two British warships on the horizon sir approaching quickly!"

        The Pirate Captain, looks at his ensign standing next to him "get me my red shirt!" The ensign replies "red shirt sir?" YES MY BOY (he responds) "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so the men will continue to fight unafraid." The ensign ran off to fetch the red shirt -- amazed at the courage of such a man.

        The pirates bravely fought the British, injured and bloodied, but narrowly escaped!

        As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed "10 British warships on the horizon sir!" The men became silent and looked to the Captain for his plan of attack.

        The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!'

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