A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"
How about this one that I'm sure a lot of you have heard allready:
It was once said that an African-American would become president "when pigs fly." Well, 100 days into the Obama presidency... Swine Flu!
that had to be the lamest shit ive ever heard on these message boards. get a life dude. you have nothing better to do than post stupid jokes.you have lost your posting priveleges. you just be quiet from now on.