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  • fat.cells fat.cells Nov 1, 2012 1:25 PM Flag

    Classification of Bashers - From the Bashers' Handbook

    Fortunately we only have Grade F Bashers in this Board!

    Grade 'A' Basher:
    If you post lots of old news, respond to all positive posts with a negative side. Never respond to being called a Basher, never post on another board with same alias. Can spend up to 80 hours a week Bashing a stock.

    Grade 'B' Basher:
    Very good way with words, always claims to be your "friend" taking the positive poster into confidence, never posts on another board, spends about 60 hours a week.

    Grade 'C' Basher:
    Spends less time than the others but is somewhat effective and gets a C grade due to getting excited when Bashers rules say not to get excited, spends about 40 hours a week.

    Grade 'D' Basher:
    Needs to learn the basics about being convincing when making a negative statement. Spends a good amount of time working the stock, maybe 20 hours a week.

    Grade 'F' Basher:
    A complete idiot, most readers are not convinced he knows anything about stocks in general. The type that says a stock "sucks", but gives no rationale, shows up every so often but no regular schedule.

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