Since I am 3 times the size of an average person, the odds of ME being killed by gunfire in a grocery store in LA is about 3 in 5. And THAT is if you only consider the average person's shopping frequency. It is an actual fact that I need to eat much more than the average person due to my metabolism and bad luck, so I spend twice as much time at the grocery as the average person. I then conclude that the odds are 6 in 5 that I will be killed by gunfire in a grocery store in LA. How do you like THEM apples?