Your 306 lb weight plus your short height will do you in one of these days.
Get on that treadmill and quit eating KFC for Pete's sake. Your lack of exercise and stubborness is a recipe to get a coronary.
Be thankful that you can still waddle as some can't. Admit openly that you're the freak of nature everyone has concluded you are. Watching you exhibit your obssession under hundreds of aliases every two minutes is something to behold.