Page 1Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine ..A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.Practice safe eating - always use condiments.Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
Page 2A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.If you don't pay your exorcist,you get repossessedWith her marriage,she got a new name and a dress.The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.Every calendar's days are numbered.A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.He had a photographic memory that was never developed.A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.Acupuncture is a jab well done.