When the Guru is away, Ruffturd has no interest whatsoever with this board. What keeps him here is the educator. Plain and simple.
What is most hilarious is him being a licensed "welcher" desperately trying to give the readers the appearance of not being one by calling the Guru what he is so it goes unnoticed. What a dumb play. We can read through him like a book. He must think he's solely dealing with idiots. What a cretin!