Ruffturd doesn't have to get so agitated now that the Guru has decided to call it quits on the Pfizer board. To become suicidal points out as to how infantile he is. Heck, he can now follow him to the BIDU board and everything will be resolved. After all, it was his educator that drew him here in the first place so why the brouhaha now?
Ah well, people like the Guru were one of a kind and most hard to find. People don't discover gems like him every day. We understand his plight. It's now fair to say that you will soon see Ruffturd and his hundreds of monikers on the BIDU board. Every one recognizes him from miles away.
We all know that his friend Allan was filling a void in his life. We equally know that there's more to life than spending twenty hours per day in a reeky cubicle waiting for the Guru to make his presence felt.
All what's left for Ruffturd to do now is to acknowledge the mind-whetting he's gotten free of charge during the past ten years. If he's too tongue-tied to thank him now, it will all come to him down the road.