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  • bubblyjoe51 bubblyjoe51 Aug 17, 2013 10:58 AM Flag

    Ruffturd finds a new love

    Due to incompatibility and the task of having to clip my husband's toenails on a monthly basis, I decided enough was enough. Ruffturd and I divorced. My husband was a know-it-all and very miserable to live with, hence the split. I was sick and tired of having to put up with him wanting to spend time in Vegas.

    Ruffturd, now 81 and his newfound girlfriend Rebecca, age 80, living in central USA are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Ruffturd suggests they go in.

    Ruffturd addresses the man behind the counter:

    "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Ruffturd: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

    Ruffturd: "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Ruffturd: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Ruffturd: "How about suppositories?"

    Pharmacist: "You bet!"

    Ruffturd: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."

    Ruffturd: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Ruffturd: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

    Pharmacist: "We sure do."

    Ruffturd: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Ruffturd: "Adult diapers?"

    Pharmacist: "Sure."

    Ruffturd: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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