I certainly hope that nothing that would be somber in nature has materialized to our good friend Ruffturd. We haven't heard from him for a few days now and that appears to be putting everyone in a state of bewilderment. However, if found alive and still kicking, we wish him the best.
Ruffturd is part of the machinery here and his quietness creates a void when mute for a few days. His disappearance is making everyone edgy. Everyone realizes that indulging in fat foods and patronizing areas that are known to be detrimental to good health can leave one in a sad state of affairs after a while. Hopefully this is not the justification.
We don't like Ruffturd for the arrows and quills he needlessly shoots, however we're resolved to tolerate him once he comes back. This will no doubt make his roommate Carolharold jump with joy.