Hey butter pants!!! Put down the second pizza and third liter of Coke and try losing 500 pounds. You fat fuc$s piss me off to no end. You make everyone next to you miserable, you endanger our lives because your massive rolls of fat get in the way when we plow through a fence and into a gas station, and you always smell like crap! It is probably because of the week old ham sandwich lost between the folds of fat under your arm. Please do everyone a favor don't fly! We will save a lot of fuel!!
Can you say the word DISABLED. That's what fat people are...overweight through absolutely no fault of their own. Bombarded with imagery of products designed to exploit them, the obese are the true victims here. Sure, I eat Pizza and drink Coke, so what, just ate several Krispy Kreme donuts. Doesn't anyone understand that I AM THE VICTIM here! The enabling coworker who brought those donuts in is at fault and you are at fault for you insensitivity to my plight.