Me say you need big wampum. Smoke signals no good! Kowabonga, Big Chief need fast horse now for running. Me happy no sell QCOM ever. Ride horse into sunset with heap big bundle of wampum. Many squaws now. Must buy more pony for them. Me Big Chief now, you Little Chief! Me take horse now, Little Chief must walk. Little Chief eat little squirrel. Me, Big Chief, eat bear. Big Chief very strong now.