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Spectrum Pharmaceuticals, Inc. Message Board

  • DogLegRight99 DogLegRight99 Jul 16, 2002 10:00 PM Flag

    Investment Advice (Lite Humor)

    If you had bought $1,000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
    be worth $49.

    With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000 (enough to buy 4 P'boy issues)

    With Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left.

    On the other hand, if you had bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, then drank all the beer, and turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.

    Based on the above, the current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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