We know you wouldn't. Mad Catz products are only for the elite, super-talented gamers. I'm not even sure someone who posts bashes on a Yahoo! message board would be allowed to buy our stuff--there are certain requirements. I doubt you could pass the intelligence test, for example. Some investors feel our restrictive sales requirements should be relaxed a little, that it would increase sales and profitability, but I say, we need to maintain our standards! Profitability will come, if we don't let mediocre gamers like yourself impugn the product line with their incompetence.
Why don't you just ease on over to the Turtle Bay section--they'll sell to just anybody.