Missing the point. The point is at some point in its NEAR future(24-36 months and basically another HALF BILLION-BILLION IN CASH) a dividend is very likely aside from continuing buybacks and aquisitions. Too much too like.
Shorts are insane as are those selling today(not that many in reality as volume is very low compared to other earnings of 7M+).
But you get one guy like Icahn to come in and buy a nice 10-15% stake like he did with Netflix and tripled his money in lterally 1 year on the investment or a company like VFC or Nike even wants to take a bite on a core seasonal product that generates 250M cash, and we are where I expect us to be in 1300 days or so almost overnight.