[Given the recent tone of this board, the fact that I spend a great deal of time in the woods, and the reality of this company, I thought both the title and the following would be both humorous and appropriate for our readers and shareholders. I give credit to this tale to my uncle...]
Born A Lutheran.
Eino, a Finnlander from Cook County in northern Minnesota, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran.
Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
Now, all of Eino's neighbors were Catholic.....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden to eat meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally mentioned it to their priest.
The priest came to visit Eino, and suggested that Eino convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Eino attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over Eino, he said, "You were born a Lutheran and raised a Lutheran, but now you are Catholic."
Eino's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and as he rushed into Eino's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Eino, he stopped in amazement and watched.....
There stood Eino, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted, "You were born a deer and raised a deer, but now you are a walleye."